... because words don't quite describe how great things are right this second. This is me right now: Totally happy, with exactly z...

Heyo! So, yesterday, my dog ran away. WHY DO ALL THE BOYS LEAVE ME? The back gate was somehow left open, I hadn't noticed, and Huc...

MAN HANDS is BACK! Hello. So, it's been a while, right? First, I want to thank everyone who commented or wrote to me over the pa...

"Good morning, Jen!" said The Old Friendly House. "Good morning, House!" said Jen as she dressed to go to work. ...

You guys are beyond lovely . You're more awesome than all the cupcakes and zombies and bacon in the world (although I've been told ...

Remington Rand ad from the January 1953 Charm That was the subject line of an e-mail I received from a blog reader who wanted to know wh...

Today I was working on the computer when I happened to look down and notice something on my thumb. I freaked. There on my thumbnail was ...

I received this in the mail today from someone who reads my blog: Um, thanks? I will say, however, that it sure beats the email I receiv...

I'm still gross and sick, so I'm spending the bulk of my time laying down while sniffling, hacking, consuming liquids, and having im...

... and the only reasonable way to deal with it is to lie in bed, drink orange juice and watch this: Ah, Mr. Darcy. Is there anything t...

... but sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I look *just like* Mandy Patinkin from  The Princess Bride . At least it starts each day...

Heyo. It's been a little while, eh? The Internet just isn't the same without my Doogie Howser-esque need to relay the minute and uni...

Jessica from the blog Jessica, Why Are You So Bossy? recently contacted me to let me know that I had won "The Versatile Blogger Award...

Image Source. Ever watch those nature shows and there are flies - or even bats - on large animals, biting away at them, and you're...

Think I have time to swing by a convenience store in the gay village to pick up a  Playgirl? B ecause that's actually the craziest bit...

Just a quick note: Blogger - which is the thing I use to write such amazing dribble - was majorly screwed for the last few days. Because of ...

Wow - so much can change in a week, huh? Since the last time I blogged: Osama Bin Laden was still walking around like the sack of shit h...

I was doing my daily navel-gaze (i.e.: looking at my blog traffic) and noticed this: It turns out at that people who work in high profile...

Image Source: Queen Poison Slayer It's New Year's Eve Eve (New Year's Adam?) and since we're travelling tomorrow, I wante...

I received an e-mail recently from MySpace about my account and my first thought was, "I have a MySpace account?" I doubt I'm ...