Was just in the backyard, hanging out with my only friend the dog when I heard this conversation over the fence, a couple doors down. The...

Overheard while walking along Danforth next to two college-aged girls: Girl in Puffy Jacket: Ooo! When the weather warms up we should tot...

While waiting for the streetcar at Broadview Station. Two possible co-workers are standing ahead of me in a conversation: Young woman in p...

I love it when people leave a message even though it's clear that they've dialed the wrong number. My voicemail is in my actual voic...

Here's an "Overheard", for the "I Weep For The Future" category of life (but props and respect go to the quick-think...

Overheard, while walking near my home: Sorry Excuse For A Woman (said stoically) : I think I'm going to have sushi today. You know, i...

I couldn't make this up if I tried ... I was in the grocery store just a few minutes ago when a mentally disturbed man burst in and st...

I don't dislike kids, but I can admit that I'm not really a child-drawn person. My friends' kids are all cool, but the average ...

Image Source: PetUniversity.com I took a break from work and writing today to pick up some books at the local library (I really, really,...

I went out last night with Jacquelyn for a spot of gossip and we had a couple of drinks at a neighbourhood bar (literally just two drinks - ...

Two mature women in bad power suits are having a smoke break outside my place: Woman in Red Blazer (WiRB): Whatever it is, I can handle it....

While perusing the kale, I overheard this conversation between two girls walking through the organic vegetable shop in the St. Lawrence Mark...

I shit you not ... Bay Street A-Hole: Hey, look, you can see those people's cleaning lady. Other Guy: We've been thinking of getti...

In the men's shoe section at Winners, a 45-year old-ish woman is talking on her cellphone while holding a pair of sneakers: Mom: ... yo...

Near George Brown College: Dude 1: I gotta score me a honey tonight, yo. Dude 2: Awwww, yah, it's ho-o'clock! Dude 1: Ho'cloc...

Near St. Lawrence Market as a double-decker bus is being loaded with tourists: Mr. Fanny Pack: She's onto bigger and better - just you ...

Overheard at Chapters between a mom and her teenage daughter ... Mom: Look at this little tea cup! How cute! Daughter: Sure. Mom: You don...

[Downtown on a Saturday afternoon] Girl 1: Umm .... are you going to be sick? You look .... Girl 2: I KNOW! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I FEEL SO CRA...

Overheard - in the grocery store: Girl: DO NOT walk away from me!!! Guy: You JUST SAID we needed lettuce! Girl: Oh, NOW you listen to me, y...

Overheard: Loud Talker: ... If you want to make it, you have to be hungry. You have to show no fear. You gotta keep on cold calling. I mean...