But enough about the plot - I'm all about that picture. What colour are these people? Let's find out:
I actually think this little palette sample of the Jersey Shore skin tones - which I lifted from the picture using Photoshop's Eyedropper Tool - is pretty accurate. I saw Pauly D in Vegas in January and the guy looked straight-up Indian. If it wasn't for his hair and his squawking of "T-shirt time, yeah!" he could blend right into any street of Calcutta.
Not surprisingly, the most non-human of the bunch is Snooki.
Hilariously, the exact shade of Snooki on ColorLovers is called "Good Time":
I think that would make her happy.
But more captivating than their colours is how reflective they all are! I don't just mean reflective of our decaying culture and how we've gone wrong as a society, but of light. Those foreheads are like high beams. Perhaps Guido is the new energy source? It's toxic as hell, but, boy, does it ever burn brightly.
Hahahaha. Snooki should get her own Pantone. How does one do that to themselves? I get spray tanning, but that is nuts!
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ReplyDeleteOh my. They are ridiculously reflective, aren't they? I was just thinking about shiny those foreheads are -- ick. That's the sort of thing I try to mask with tons of face powder.
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