8 Nov 2011

This Is Why You And Your Husband Don't Have Sex Anymore



Edited to Add: If you can't see the embedded video, you can watch it here.

18 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHA. You are so right. When it comes to comfort-wear, at least yoga pants show off my butt!

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  2. For your information, there is nothing sexier than the woman you love dressing like a dumpy toddler. There's a certain je ne sais quoi about a partner who has completely given up on her appearance. *This is sarcasm everyone*

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  3. Hideous! I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those, let alone on the internet! It's more like BummyMummy Club.

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  4. But they're CANADIAN. And fuzzy and cuddly. Maybe they're meant for lesbians. Girls love that stuff.

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  6. As true today as it ever was:

    http://youtu.be/2VzvrohOnV4

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  7. I can't stop laughing at this post. The song linked by Hello Jodi should accompany that video. Please make a remix. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm envisioning it and tears are rolling down my cheeks.

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  8. Because I can be completely lazy, wouldn't this be difficult when you have to go to the bathroom?

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  9. So ... is that the Canadian version of mom jeans?

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  10. "I'm no longer a woman - I'm a mom!" Nothing says that like these legged Snuggies.

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  11. Yeh, no easy access = no sex. U got that right, Jen!

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  12. This is exactly what you wear when you don't want to get laid!

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  13. I just forwarded this to Emily McCombs over at xoJane; a couple of weeks ago, she wrote of her husband complaining about her footie penguin pajamas, how they don't get him "in the mood". Hilarious!!

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  15. I couldn't help but notice when I clicked the link to the video, one of the related videos that pops up on the side is "Is your sex life in a rut?"

    COINCIDENCE?

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  16. Oooh! Thanks for commenting, everyone! Amazing contributions to this very important issue.

    Greg the Bunny: Dumpy Toddler. Hahaha.

    Unapologetically Mundane: Lesbians have way better fashion sense than this. ;)

    Hello Jodi: Haha - so wrong yet so right. So very, very right.

    Melissa O: I know, right? That's why it's inferior to its American cousin, Forever Lazy: https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/

    See, I'd wear one of these as a joke or for a Christmas morning photo-op ... but it's just ... bleh that these are being marketed as:
    1. Fashionable. WHA?
    2. An acceptable part of a woman's post-work routine.

    No.

    Ha.

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  17. Not cute. Not fashionable.
    Pajamas like that are not only ugly, but they show off every bump and lump. So not only do you look like an idiot, you look like a fat idiot.

    Kudos on the find, Jen. This will bring much entertainment to my onesie-pajama hating clan.

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  18. Funny!

    Hey, baby, let's just unzip this...

    GET YOUR FREAKING ICE COLD MITTS OFF ME, YOU BARBARIAN- I'M RELAXING!

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