Awful Things I Think #8239

I wish the TTC had the means to gently electrocute passengers who disobeyed the courtesy rules of public transit.

I have it all worked out. Here's a small example of crimes and suggested punishments, based on what I've seen just this week while 'riding the rocket':

• Wearing your backpack in a crowded subway: a wee reminder shock
• Leaning on the poles when people are trying to hold onto them: a short buzz of electricity
• Trying to get onto the subway while people are still filing out: a quick tazing
• Pretending you don't notice the person with mobility issues who you should offer your seat to: a jaw-clenching jolt
• Eating durian on a streetcar: LEVEL 10 DEATH RAY