Source: TheStar.com This morning when I was taking the crowded subway to work, I noticed in my peripheral that there was a man sitting a...

I wish the TTC had the means to gently electrocute passengers who disobeyed the courtesy rules of public transit. I have it all worked ou...

Hello! The good people at the UK-based  Appliances Online have asked if I could link to their  Smeg appliances  in exchange for my weight i...

MINE: Kitchenaid Deluxe Edition mixer in Almond Cream. In my kitchen. For me. Forever. Can I get a " Fuck Yeah! "? Also? It...

I just realized that I went to the grocery store wearing ankle-skimming palazzo pants, harlequin-adorned socks and Mary Jane slipper shoes. ...

Today I was working on the computer when I happened to look down and notice something on my thumb. I freaked. There on my thumbnail was ...

Of all the places in the world that are on my travel wishlist, I can't pretend Columbus, Ohio was included - until now. Thanks to my Twi...

Yesterday I told Patrick that I was going to make something very special and rather traditional on account of American Thanksgiving. I assur...

Today I was in the backyard when I noticed a kid - maybe six-years old (or maybe 15, I have no frickin' idea) watching me from the side ...

Are you someone who occasionally watches television that hasn't been Tivo'd and want to find an alternative to mindless eating when ...

So you know how I was all I Am Childfree, Hear Me Roar (and Then Smugly Sleep In Late In A Bed Stuffed With Disposable Income) in my last p...

As a kid, I never understood the phrase "ignorance is bliss". This is in large part because the only other times I heard the word ...

Just received an "urgent" text message from Patrick: Bunbun!!! Man U game is on now. RIGHT NOW! Can you PVR it? Pleeeeease? I ...

As far as years go, 2001 was pretty much a flaming bag of dog shit and donkey balls. Of course, there's that standout reason why 2001, ...

Meet St. Joseph. Well, his tiny plastic counterpart, anyway. If you believe in Christian mythology, you probably hated that I referred to ...

After the Stanley Cup riots , REAL Vancouverites showed us the spirit of their city by pitching in to clean up after the Surrey a-holes. Ph...

If you've read my recent posts from the past couple weeks, you'll know that we're attempting to sell our home . Yep, she's s...

My beloved former roommate Will used to describe things he was doing by likening the activity to a banshee. A sample sentence of this would ...