I wish the TTC had the means to gently electrocute passengers who disobeyed the courtesy rules of public transit. I have it all worked ou...

Image Source: Bluwmongoose on Flickr We had decided that tonight we would turn off all the lights, ignore the people outside and quietly...

... but this isn't how I kiss: It is, however, exactly like how I make love.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is your first Pride ; I can see that you are very jazzed on the rainbow motifs, there's a thrille...

I don't know about you, but I've entered my busy season, professionally . My personal life has also become hectic (more on that late...

Anytime I see something searingly embarrassing, I like to think about the events that lead up to it. Like, if you're a white 40-somethin...

Yesterday after a day of sitting around in my pajamas playing Angry Birds freelance work I went out with a New! Friend! for a few drinks a...

After having a few* drinks the night before, my morning involves: Checking I didn't write anything vulgar in my Facebook status or on an...

The things one can talk about while doing a 50s Housewife Experiment could probably take all year, so every so often, I like to re-explore ...

While perusing the kale, I overheard this conversation between two girls walking through the organic vegetable shop in the St. Lawrence Mark...

It's my most ginormous post ever! Yesterday (Canada Day) I took a little walk in my neighbourhood. The park next to our home was cordon...

A note before we begin Day 14's adventures: The phrase "leave them wanting more" hardly describes my approach to things. Onc...

Burst out of the bathroom with the sound of the toilet running in the background and proudly exclaim, “ That took three whole flushes t...

I was mowing down on a bowl of shrimp and cruising the interwebs when I came across this article on eating garden snails by the Sunset test...

Oh man. If you're going after an anglo audience, it really is best to leave copywriting to someone whose first language is English. Eve...

Update at bottom! Oh dear. Just when we thought the world was becoming a little more progressive , it goes and does something like this. It ...

Last night I had a project to work on and ended up bringing my laptop to bed with me. As soon as I finished the last sentence of copy, I was...

Crackers have long held a treasured role in The Sick Day. If your tummy was feeling a little shaky, saltines (and a wee glass of ginger ale)...

Overheard: Loud Talker: ... If you want to make it, you have to be hungry. You have to show no fear. You gotta keep on cold calling. I mean...

Here's a scenario: Say you’ve just been in a fiery plane crash and you and the other passengers are trying to exit the melting plane. W...