My name is Jen and I look like that picture at all times. I enjoy appetizers as entrees, fountains choreographed to music and television shows intended for teenage girls. Oh - and I really dislike it when people spell it "Jenn"; it's practically a phobia.
Chuck Lorre Club "music" CUPCAKES Extremism Factory farming Fruit-flavoured teas Humid days Hypocrisy (EXCEPT MINE) Laugh tracks Mice Mob mentalities Mondays My typos PC policing Prop 8 Self-defecation Sexy Halloween costumes Snakes Social media obsession Sports highlights The Easily Offended The Easily Outraged The Humourless The Super Cynical
Need words? I'm a Toronto-based freelance writer who injects great ones into blogs, websites, magazines, ads and more. So many services, one lovely Jen (with one 'n').
5 comments:
Where the hell do you find this stuff?!?!?!?!?!
Oh Jen this has just had me crying laughing! Thank you for cheering up my Friday night!
Looks like someone was up late with wine and YouTube! And I'm the richer for it. xo.
oh dear. and i homeschool...*ducks and runs to hide*
What was that?! Was that child possessed, and the whole routine was an attempt at exorcism?
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