And They Wonder Why They're Still Single

A recent survey among members of an online dating site found that 36% of the women polled would dump their (ed note: imaginary) partner for giving an "inadequate" Christmas gift. The survey went on to say that women with higher educations were most likely to give a relationship the axe over this reason.

It makes you wonder what brilliant thesis papers these ladies would have written. I'll guess:

• Evidence and Examples of Telepathy in Males
  
• If The Shoe Fits: Disney Princesses as Modern Role Models
• Beyond Digging: Technological Advancements in Gold Excavation
  
• Off With His Head!: A Historical Review of Capital Punishment
  
• Finding Truth and Inspiration in the Speeches of Gordon Gekko

What lovely, lovely women. The site admins should do all the men (and the 64% of non-crazy ladies) a favour and flag the profiles of those finicky females through a suitable, easy to spot icon. This would do: