Why My Blog Has Abandonment Issues
*Creeps in tentatively*
Hi there, Bloggy. My, you look so handsome. I forgot how handsome you were. I think you've grown a bit, too.
I know momma's been gone for two months, but I'm back.
Do you still love me, Bloggy? Can I have a hug?
I know I messed up, Bloggy. I didn't give you the content you needed, but I'm going to try better this time. I'm going to try to be the momma you deserve.
I wrote to you nearly every day. Did you get my Tweets?
Momma never stopped loving you, Bloggy.
We're gonna to be a real family now. I ain't never leaving you again. I know I said that before, but I mean it this time, Bloggy. I really mean it.
Please say you believe momma, Bloggy.
Do you? Oh, Bloggy, come give momma another hug.
(the book)
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