9 Mar 2010

Why My Blog Has Abandonment Issues


*Creeps in tentatively*

Hi there, Bloggy. My, you look so handsome. I forgot how handsome you were. I think you've grown a bit, too.

I know momma's been gone for two months, but I'm back.

Do you still love me, Bloggy? Can I have a hug?

I know I messed up, Bloggy. I didn't give you the content you needed, but I'm going to try better this time. I'm going to try to be the momma you deserve.

I wrote to you nearly every day. Did you get my Tweets?

Momma never stopped loving you, Bloggy.

We're gonna to be a real family now. I ain't never leaving you again. I know I said that before, but I mean it this time, Bloggy. I really mean it.

Please say you believe momma, Bloggy.

Do you? Oh, Bloggy, come give momma another hug.

3 comments:

Sherri,  9:33 pm, March 09, 2010  

This cracked me up. Momma and Bloggy!

Anonymous,  11:34 am, March 10, 2010  

You're back! Finally!

Julie Wilson 3:56 am, October 25, 2014  

Thanks so much with this fantastic new web site. I’m very fired up to show it to anyone. It makes me so satisfied your vast understanding and wisdom have a new channel for trying into the world.
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