So tired of this lame panic over the Hamthrax scare swine flu. Rather than rant about it, I decided to create a fear cloud to demonstrate all the things that are actually worthy of worry and alarm:
My name is Jen and I look like that picture at all times. I enjoy appetizers as entrees, fountains choreographed to music and television shows intended for teenage girls. Oh - and I really dislike it when people spell it "Jenn"; it's practically a phobia.
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6 comments:
Hahaha. You're right - some of those ARE terrifying!
Ha ha ha ha.
Now That's funny!
A child with a harmonica!
You are one cheeky monkey!
hahahaha ... NIckleback fans are TERRIFYING!!
Fear Cloud! Hamthrax! This post is gold!
Agreed on the orange flavoured chocolate, Jen - and the "dating the octomom" one nearly caused me to spit out my water.
Kudos.
Simply READING "Spiders and snakes in clown makeup riding sharks" made me do a quick perimeter eye-swipe and the willies at the same time. Then I laughed at my ridiculousness.
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