20 Jan 2014

For Anyone in Need of a Good Vomit

I received a few nice emails from people after my recent post, specifically about how lovely pet ownership is. One woman even wrote to tell me that I had inspired her to look seriously into rescuing a dog. Aww.

But let me throw a small dose of reality on things, because I'd hate for people to turn around and be like, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT ALL THE DISGUSTINGNESS. EXPECT A BOX FILLED WITH DIRTY PUPPIES AT YOUR DOORSTEP."

Huck's dog walker just informed me that Huck has taken up the fantastic hobby of shit eating. And no, not just, "Oh, there's a little turd, let me sample it," but an enthusiastic fresh-is-best approach. How fresh? Huck gets around the three-second rule altogether by ensuring the poop of his canine pals never hits the ground.

In other words, my dog is wheezing the juice:

Jesus H. 

77 comments:

Alanna S,  12:28 pm, January 21, 2014  

We love them dearly, but yes, pets are gross.

Most often, this behaviour is normal (nasty, but normal) and he will likely grow out of it, but sometimes a visit to the vet may be necessary to rule out malabsorption issues.

Also, may I remark that the characters to prove I'm not a robot are "the whaso". Its a sign.

Renee 11:32 pm, February 05, 2014  

Our white shepherd likes to eat cat poo directly from the litter tray. Then when the cats started staying outside and stopped using the litter, he found where they pooped in the backyard instead :-/

Lisette 4:49 pm, February 07, 2014  

We're going to look at a potential adoptee (aka the cutest dog I've ever seen on the internets) next week in the shelter and I'm praying to god he doesn't do that!
Can you even train them out of that? I mean, they could always do it when you're not around! GAH.

Anonymous,  5:25 pm, February 09, 2014  

My dog eats poop, too. From baby sheep. And goats. But a dog eating DOG POOP? That's just...eww.
Good thing Huck is a cutie.

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