16 Apr 2007

"Jen Needs"

... just following along like a little lamb.

A popular blog / Facebook game is to do the following:

1. Go to Google.ca
2. Including the quotey marks, type in "YOURNAME needs" (in my case, it's "Jen needs")
3. Take the top five results and post them.

I've done this, but taken out the ones where some other Jens had done this exact game. So, here it is, just what I need!:

1.
Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist.
2.
Jen needs a break.
3.
Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters a rat's ass, like Scangalina did.
4. Jen needs your help ...
5. Jen needs human anatomy lessons.

I should note that at least two of these are in reference to the Jen with the last name of Aniston.


7 comments:

Paige 6:43 pm, April 17, 2007  

Paige needs sensitivity training.
Paige needs to find a dead man to save her daughter's life. (uh?)
Paige needs a good lawyer.
Paige needs to set things straight with Manny. (from degrassi i should note)
Paige NEEDS breath freshener for christmas! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sigh.

Anonymous,  6:46 pm, April 17, 2007  

OK so I tried it:
1) Joe needs your help to find his broccoli
2) Joe needs to remember that he is vulnerable to anything that gives an emotional uplift
3) Joe Needs To Change Course
4) Joe needs your help
5) Joe needs patronising

Anonymous,  8:38 pm, April 17, 2007  

Jenn (with two n's) needs (after filtering out lists various Jenn's posted as a result of googling themselves):

1) Jenn needs to post office hours
2) Jenn needs a horse
3) Jenn needs theological studies
4) Jenn needs a healthy dose of sweet, magical caffeine
5) Jenn needs to do some snooping since she obviously knows something is up

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