17 Sep 2007

Feeling Bad Makes Me Feel Good

I am stuffed up. I have itchy eyes, a runny nose, an achey bod and I'm sneezing quite a bit. My face and chest feel as though I've just finished a really big cry. I do believe that I am sick. And I'm sooo happy.


For whatever reason, I've always kinda liked getting a cold. You feel all wonderfully dopey. Your voice sounds hilarious. You get to wear pajamas all day. People feel sorry for you. You can eat as much chicken noodle soup as you like. You get smothered in yummy Vick's Vapour Rub. You get to live on the couch with pillows and a blanket and magazines and Oprah.


LOVE IT. Maybe this is why I am so unsympathetic when I hear other people are sick. I'm not the uncaring cow you think I am. I'm actually just jealous.


4 comments:

Christie 9:32 pm, September 17, 2007  

Heeee. Me too. (Shhh!!!!)

Foxy 10:15 pm, September 17, 2007  

Ew, you're sick! I hate Vicks. The smell alone... ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PS: You're tagged. See my blog for details.

Mel,  11:57 am, September 19, 2007  

I gotta say, I sometimes wake up on Mondays and wish I was sick so I can stay in my nice warm bed.....

Shannon 7:09 pm, September 21, 2007  

You are hilarious. I love your outlook on life.

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