Conversations with Douches
Oh, I've had so many today!
I volunteered at a particular event in which I had to interact with a bunch of people. Some were very nice. Some were complete tools.
A real conversation:
Douche: Hey, can I have a Powerade?
Me: Sorry, these [giant skid of Powerade that I've been tasked with protecting] aren't for today;s event. There's a tent just over there with some cold ones though.
Douche: C'mon. These are right here though.
Me: I know, but they've asked that no one touch these. The tent's just right there (pointing about 30 feet from us) - and they're cold. These ones are all warm.
Douche: Just let me take two. Just look the other way.
Me: Sorry.
Douche: You know, I am a banker.
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