Overheard - in the grocery store:
Girl: DO NOT walk away from me!!!
Guy: You JUST SAID we needed lettuce!
Girl: Oh, NOW you listen to me, you fucking asshole!
Guy: Fine ... god ... *slumps back towards her* ... what?
Girl: Well, DUH, finish getting the lettuce. WE NEED LETTUCE!
My name is Jen and I look like that picture at all times. I enjoy appetizers as entrees, fountains choreographed to music and television shows intended for teenage girls. Oh - and I really dislike it when people spell it "Jenn"; it's practically a phobia.
(the book)
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