11 Mar 2009

Riddle Me This

Here's a brain teaser!

When someone scores three goals in a night, it is called a hat trick.

When someone dates (or "does") several overweight people in a row, it's called a fat trick.

So, what is it when someone eats SIX hot dogs in one sitting?
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Apparently, the answer is a Patrick.

I would have also accepted "disturbing", "toxic" or "carnival sideshow act" as correct answers. Sigh. He's lucky he's cute.

I'm totally going to be in trouble for this post... Thankfully, he's in a food coma right now, so I'm safe for a few hours!

2 comments:

Chris 9:47 pm, March 11, 2009  

In his hotdog gormandizing career, he's racked up plenty of those. It's good to hear that he can still pack 'em in. There's plenty of time left 'till he can retire, so he's able to contribute and mentor the young guys.

Another Jen,  12:38 am, March 12, 2009  

And to think I've been suffering alone all this time. My husband is also a hot dog binger. That felt good to say out loud.

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