2 Jun 2009

If I Owned A House, Less People Would Know I'm An Idiot (Maybe)

After receiving a noise complaint from one of my neighbours, my condo's security just came by to remind me that construction in my suite is limited between 9am and 5pm.

I was too embarrassed to admit what I had really just been doing ...

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I was trying to open a coconut.



(and it STILL isn't open.)

4 comments:

joe 12:27 am, June 03, 2009  

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Coconut

Jen 10:59 am, June 03, 2009  

Ha - you are the second person to sent that to me!

Anonymous,  7:18 pm, June 08, 2009  

I was just watching "Chef at Home" he said to put the coconut in a 400 degree oven for about 20 minutes and it will crack itself. Once it is cooled you can do what you want with it

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