An Imaginary Conversation
Woman walks into her home carrying her gym bag. Her husband hears her and walks over:
Husband: Hey, honey. You're back sooner than I thought you'd be.
Wife: Really? I, uh, went to the gym like normal.
Husband: I don't think you've even been gone 20 minutes?
Wife: Uh ... well, part of the gym was ... uh ... closed ... so I just did a core workout.
Husband: It must have been a quick one - you barely look like you broke a sweat.
Wife: What are you implying? Are you suggesting I didn't go the gym? I wouldn't pack my gym stuff, leave here, go the gym and just turn around and come home!
Husband: Whoa! I just ...
Wife: You just nothing!I was at the gym! I went in the gym! I worked out! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CRIMINAL!
(the book)
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Hi Jen! I have a comment totally unrelated to your post, but somewhat related to your "I <3" items list.
I was flipping through a newspaper yesterday at work and noted all the adorable puppies available in the "pets" section. There is a new designer dog out: a Bugg!! A Boston Terrier/Pug cross. Adorable.
Just FYI.
Oh dear ... that could be cuteness overload. Off to investigate!
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