16 Oct 2009

Overheard: Two Loud-Talking Studs

Near George Brown College:

Dude 1: I gotta score me a honey tonight, yo.

Dude 2: Awwww, yah, it's ho-o'clock!

Dude 1: Ho'clock ... to suck my cock!

Dude 2: PIMP JUICE! Bones it!

*They then "bones it."*

In case it wasn't abundantly clear from the quotes, these guys were white, about 90 lbs each and most definitely virgins.

4 comments:

dinah34 6:39 pm, October 16, 2009  

bones it? as in jetted?

funny conversation.

Northern Living Allowance 12:39 am, October 17, 2009  

I must be getting old because I hardly understood any of that! Ha ha! It reminds me of a guy I saw years ago wearing a jean jacket (and, like your two here, white, about 90 lbs and pretty scrawny) with "Stud Muffin #2" scrawled on the back of it. My first thought was "Oh dear, there's a #1?!"

I love listening to other peoples conversations! :)

Jen 11:16 am, October 17, 2009  

People are neat.

And this is the art of "bones-ing it":

http://www.handresearch.com/news/Menu_bestanden/fist-bump.jpg

Foxy Renard 10:18 pm, October 25, 2009  

Ah, thanks for the description - I was about to ask what the eff bonesing it was. What I was picturing was much... less delicate.

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