11 Aug 2010

This is How Much I Hate Cats

There's a story in the news right now about some nutbag who planned to eat his cat after it was "mean" to him:

When Ferry-Fillmore District officers pulled over a car driven by Gary L. Korkuc on Sunday night during a traffic stop, they said they heard a cat crying from inside the trunk and investigated.


What they found has left animal lovers at the SPCA Serving Erie County in shock.


The cat, according to police, was in a cage “marinating” in a mixture of crushed red peppers, chili pepper, salt and oil.


“It’s disgusting. It surprises me every day what people are capable of when it comes to violence, whether it is animals or people,” said Gina M. Browning, the SPCA’s director of public relations. “I’ve never heard of anything like this before.”


And the thing that struck me most about this story?

This guy has no idea how to cook.

Seriously, who puts the marinade on the fur?

8 comments:

Mike,  5:16 pm, August 11, 2010  

So true. And does cat really go with spicy seasoning?

Kim R,  10:06 pm, August 11, 2010  

I wonder why he was marinating it in his trunk...one doesn't typically transport their marinating food with them. Was he going camping?

Sounds like there is so much more to this story!

Northern Living Allowance 1:14 am, August 13, 2010  

My three cats enjoyed best the part about the cat being "mean" to the nutjob, er, man. Whatev...

I have to agree with Kim R, though. What's with putting the cat in the trunk?

Susan Being Snippy 11:33 am, August 13, 2010  

is this what is referred to as "theres a nut in every car" as Bill Cosby said...

joe 10:11 pm, August 13, 2010  

I swear, I thought exactly the same thing reading the quote you posted! Waste of marinade.

Jen 11:34 pm, August 15, 2010  

Haha.

Mike: Really can't tell you. I want to say no.

Kim & NLA: Maybe a cat in a car is his idea of "fast food"? Arf. Arf. Arf.

Susan: Yes, yes, I believe that's so. Scary how right Bill Cosby is about things ... :)

Joe: Great minds ... :D

Joe (father of the monkey),  6:27 pm, December 17, 2010  

The latest on this evolving story: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/12/17/16592986.html

"A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he could eat it, authorities said."

"A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he could eat it, authorities said."

Robyn 3:34 pm, March 01, 2011  

Also you need something acidic for a really penetrating marinade.

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