My name is Jen and I look like that picture at all times. I enjoy appetizers as entrees, fountains choreographed to music and television shows intended for teenage girls. Oh - and I really dislike it when people spell it "Jenn"; it's practically a phobia.
Cats Chocolate oranges Club "music" CUPCAKES Extremism Factory farming Fruit-flavoured teas Humid days Hypocrisy (EXCEPT MINE) Laugh tracks Mice Mob mentalities Mondays My typos PC policing Prop 8 Self-defecation Sexy Halloween costumes Snakes Social media obsession Sports highlights The Easily Offended The Easily Outraged The Humourless The Super Cynical
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4 comments:
Love it! A baby after my own heart!
OMG. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. I'm going to impregnate myself tonight for the sole purpose of recreating this. #NOTKIDDING
Too freakin' funny.
I too love this baby.
Anon #1: Um, good luck with that?
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