9 Mar 2012

I'm Not Dead, But I've Been Busy

... so, Internet, please tell me what I missed this week. I literally have no idea what cat video is meme'ing right now and that troubles me deeply.

And that troubles me deeply.

What were the highlights of this week? Did we get a peek of Snooki's bum(p)? What's the baby animal de jour? (it was hedgehogs last time I checked. Are hedgehogs still hot?? I need to know!) Are women in the States still allowed to have sex?

I'm serious - I need a report!

4 comments:

Megan 4:56 pm, March 09, 2012  

The new baby animal is sloths. Geez, get with the program.

Meghan,  5:21 pm, March 09, 2012  

We're still having sex, but my doctor couldn't perform my mandatory ultrasound due to the aspirin between my knees!

Did you know that Snooki's due date is the same day as the Mayan calendar ending? How perfect is that?

lisa.skinner 12:17 pm, March 23, 2012  

While you were gone, everyone decided that they now care about oppressed African children, and proved it by reposting a viral video that was created by a nude baboon (who apparently behaved so because he was tired and thirsty). A great wave of slacktivism swept the nation...and then receded.

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