2 Mar 2012

Awful Things I Think #8239

I wish the TTC had the means to gently electrocute passengers who disobeyed the courtesy rules of public transit.

I have it all worked out. Here's a small example of crimes and suggested punishments, based on what I've seen just this week while 'riding the rocket':
  • Wearing your backpack in a crowded subway: a wee reminder shock
  • Leaning on the poles when people are trying to hold onto them: a short buzz of electricity
  • Trying to get onto the subway while people are still filing out: a quick tazing
  • Pretending you don't notice the person with mobility issues who you should offer your seat to: a jaw-clenching jolt
  • Eating durian on a streetcar: LEVEL 10 DEATH RAY


Cassandra from TX 10:44 am, March 02, 2012  

Be glad you don't live in NYC, USA--where things like "courtesy" simply don't exist on public transportation.

Blair Frodelius 11:44 am, March 02, 2012  

Recent proof that durian fruit is evil.


Anonymous,  2:22 pm, March 02, 2012  

Durian is truly the worst, second only to horrible transit riders.

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