Awful Things I Think #8239
I have it all worked out. Here's a small example of crimes and suggested punishments, based on what I've seen just this week while 'riding the rocket':
- Wearing your backpack in a crowded subway: a wee reminder shock
- Leaning on the poles when people are trying to hold onto them: a short buzz of electricity
- Trying to get onto the subway while people are still filing out: a quick tazing
- Pretending you don't notice the person with mobility issues who you should offer your seat to: a jaw-clenching jolt
- Eating durian on a streetcar: LEVEL 10 DEATH RAY
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Be glad you don't live in NYC, USA--where things like "courtesy" simply don't exist on public transportation.
Recent proof that durian fruit is evil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmitvXIamFc
Durian is truly the worst, second only to horrible transit riders.
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