Woman: You told me we'd try.
*I perk up and pause the ritual post-work scratching of Huck's chest. Huck is not amused.*
Man: What? Now?
Woman: Don't be an idiot.
Man: Well, you're bringing it up now.
Woman: They say it's better to talk about things after the fact, when you're not in the heat of the moment.
Man: Heat of the moment? When was that?
Woman: I guess that's our problem. There's no heat, sir. No heat at all.
Man: Fine. FINE! This weekend, alright?
Woman: Good. I'll pick up Vaseline from the Costco.