6 Sept 2013

I'm Sorry, I Have A Cold

From Wikipedia: Monty Python
I recently participated in some lame growing-older lady activities, namely looking at antique shops and perusing places that specialize in tea blends.

I realize this puts me just a few steps away from wearing shawls and acquiring multiple cats. I've accepted that.

Anyway, at one shop the elderly woman manning the counter was big on small-talk. After the obligatory mentions of weather and gardening (ah, yes, gardening. It's official: shawls and cats are in my immediate future), our attentions were turned to a noise just outside the store.

There was cheering, chanting, and eventually, a glimpse of what was causing all the fuss (fuss! An old lady term! I should just start stocking up on Fancy Feast now.): some guys were trotting along the sidewalk; not quite goose-stepping, not quite Ukrainian dancing, but doing something confusingly in between. (If I was being literal, I guess that would make what they were doing ... Polish?) It was clearly some kind of stunt brought on by Frosh Week. I deduced this not from a Sherlock Holmesian brilliance, but from the fact they were all wearing T-shirts that had "FROSH 13" written across them. Indubitably.

"Wow," I said to the shopkeeper. "Reminds me of the Ministry of Silly Walks."

She blinked.

"From Monty Python. You know. That sketch," I smiled.

"Oh! Now, there's a name I haven't heard in a while. What else did they do, again?" she asked, keenly.

And then my brain betrayed me, as it always fucking does.


"Ughh," I stammered ....


"Well, they did the one about ..."


"... well, wow, they had so many sketches. And movies. It's hard to pick just one ..."


"They're a funny group from Britain, right?" she said. "I just love British humour! It's so clever. So witty!"

And - finally - a different sketch (something completely different, if you will) came to me.

"I fart in your general direction!" I screamed in her face.

"Oh, yes, right," she politely replied, having no idea what I was talking about.

I really shouldn't ever leave my home.


Anonymous,  11:21 am, September 06, 2013  

Now if you were to never leave your home, how would we be able to have a wee chuckle along with you?! Go out and about and keep the high jinx coming!

elsewise 11:56 am, September 06, 2013  

Just this morning my husband and I confused a friend with a Monty Python reference (we were talking about conformity or something - I did my best British "You are all individuals!" and husband replied "...I'm not!"). We collapsed in giggles and high-fived as she stared at us, befuddled. #lifeofbrian

JacquiG 8:17 am, September 07, 2013  

Love your writing! For me, Monty Python and spam always go together! Dead parrot, I'm a lumberjack, and as Elsewise already mentioned "I'm an individual" are top of mind as well. They did so many great skits didn't they. Of course when put on the spot I probably couldn't think of any either!

Student Mommy 8:12 am, September 17, 2013  

That's not Monty Python! That;s... Elderberries!!! Bollox... Willow... something...bugger.

Student Mommy 8:13 am, September 17, 2013  

Dagnammit! I keep wanting to call for Bunker!

Alanna S,  10:10 am, September 24, 2013  

If that's the case, then I'm an old lady. I love afghans and blankets on the couch and I have 5 cats and use words like 'gobsmacked' and 'fuss' and 'curmudgeon'...

Boyfriend and I were out for lunch the other day. We stuffed ourselves silly. Of course I burst into the Mr Creosote and Waiter sketch in the middle of a packed Olive Garden.

Megan Steigerwalt 2:29 pm, January 04, 2014  

This was great. My brain does the same thing to me as well. When we were learning about Oliver Cromwell in history I kept hearing the Monty Python tune of the same name in my mind.

zilla,  3:57 pm, April 02, 2015  

Now if you were to never leave your home, how would we be able to have a wee chuckle along with you?! Go out and about and keep the high jinx coming!
www.ny-businesslaw.com |

juegosfrivyoob.com/ 10:36 pm, May 29, 2017  

Mais uma vez, obrigada ao Parlamento por comungar da visão que informa a nova política dos consumidores Friv 2018 YooB Friv 2018 assente no mercado Friv 2018 Friv4school 2018 YooB a visão de um mercado de YooB Friv Friv 2018 YooB consumidores informados e capacitados que procuram e usufruem

yoob.com.co/ 1:47 am, May 31, 2017  

Mais uma vez, obrigada ao Parlamento por comungar da visão que informa a nova política dos consumidores Friv 2018 Friv 2018 assente no mercado Friv 2018 Friv4school 2018 YooB Friv YooB a visão de um mercado de YooB Friv Friv 2018 YooB consumidores informados e capacitados que procuram e usufruem

juegosfriv3com.com/ 9:29 pm, May 31, 2017  

A todos que partilham e trabalham sob estas mesmas convicções e princípios Juegos Friv Friv 360 Friv4school 2020 Senhor Deputado Cashman, agradeço-lhe a informação. Jeux De Friv 2018 Juegos De Roblox Juegos De Zoxy Mais uma vez, obrigada ao Parlamento por comungar da visão que informa a nova política dos consumidores Gry Friv Juegos Friv 4 Jogos De Five Nights at Freddy's assente no mercado - a visão de um mercado de consumidores informados e capacitados que procuram e usufruem, com confiança,

juegos friv 2 9:01 pm, June 06, 2017  

Herr Cashman, ich danke Ihnen für diese Information. YooB 4 YooB 10 Kizi 2017 Wir danken aber auch Ihnen Juegos Friv Juegos De Friv 2.0 liebe Leserinnen und Leser, fur Ihr Interesse und Ihre Mitwirkung Juegos Friv 2.0 Juegos Friv 20 Juegos Friv 4 Juegos Friv 3 die Informationsgesellschaft in der Schweiz voranzubringen.

friv 2019 10:04 pm, June 11, 2017  

Ihnen allen vielen Dank dafur, dass Sie diesen glucklichen Tag mit uns teilen. Fofy Friv games Juegos Gogy wir danken euch fur das bisherige Teilnehmen lassen, mochten aber den Rundbrief nicht mehr erhalten Friv Games Ich mochte Kommissar Fischler fur seine Freimütigkeit und Offenheit danken, Zoxy Games Gogy Online Friv Games Juegos De Twizy Zox1 n der er uns jeden unternommenen Schritt erläutert und die verschiedenen vom Wissenschaftlichen Lenkungsausschu

twizl 7:44 am, August 21, 2017  

nuova politica per i consumatori basata sul mercato Fofy Games Friv Games Jogos De Fofy Di nuovo, ringrazio il Parlamento perché condivide la prospettiva di una Juegos De Fofy Friv 2020 Twizl Friv Per anni vi siete affidati ad Ethernet per la condivisione di informazioni Jogos Twizl Juegos Twizl Friv Twizy ous Grazie per condividere con noi Juegos YooB i tuoi piani e mostrare paso dopo passo il progetto.

friv 2 6:46 am, August 23, 2017  

wir danken Ihnen für das Interesse an unseren Produkten und hoffe Friv4school Friv 2 Friv 5 Wir danken Ihnen Friv Friv 100 FRIV 1000 dass Sie diese Hoffnung mit uns teilen und diesen Schritt auf dem Pilgerweg des Vertrauens Friv 5 Friv 250 Yepi mit uns gegangen sind.

Anonymous,  10:09 pm, August 27, 2017  

Thanks for sharing this quality information with us. I really enjoyed reading.
tac dung cua noi that o to
do noi that o to
kinh nghiem do noi that o to

alisha5050 1:54 am, August 28, 2017  

Thanks for sharing this kind of post and the details are in this post is awesome.
Escorts Service in Delhi

kabulkajate 7:10 am, September 04, 2017  

Bergabung dan bermain bersama kami di agen judi online
yang sangat terpercaya,kami menyediakan berbagai macam permainan online diantaranya adalah permainan
poker online
judi bola,
domino online,
Bandar Togel, dan Casino online

Anonymous,  7:12 am, September 04, 2017  

I must say you had done a tremendous job,I appreciate all your efforts.
Thanks alot for your writings.
Waiting for a new 1...Please visit our wonderful and valuable website-
For More Details Visit are Official Websites :
taruhan bola
poker online terpercaya
Bandar Togel

sabahhassan 4:40 pm, September 08, 2017  

Merry Maids Accused Of Stealing From Ocala Home They Were

Cookies help us deliver our providers. Yet, despite the straightforwardness of clients' desires, the Marin residential cleaning industry is usually plagued by laziness and an inability to connect successfully. Besides gas, washing تنظيف مكيفات سبليت الرياض products, insurance, they also occasionally have got to pay out their very own wellness insurance of a one or family members program. You have got to end up being extremely comprehensive when washing professionally.

Mind you I'm shifting out therefore certainly I possess additional washing and agreement appointments to have a tendency to even though still needing to get in the road to move back to شركة تنظيف بالرياض Southern California. And if you're utilizing a coupon or a offer, determine the regular-priced price for the provider, in case you're excited with their work and need them to return.

I was general please and chose to book them to arrive clean our brand-new place in Dublin... I'm pregnant with another and wished the home to end up being cleansed actually good and after that held up with reoccurring provider. We spend them cash or personal check, but we examine to make sure they are "legal" to work مين جربت شركات تنظيف المنازل بالرياض in this country. I hope i can get presently there someday....Like your parents, i started to build my organization from nothing......one 12 months later i got 20 houses...., I try to be the most honest person my clients can find besides the interest to information , my customers hardly ever complained about anything.

I was a health professional and house cleaner. Most people value the services that housekeepers provide but I do possess to say that culture can endure WITHOUT housekeepers. Then, they hire a fresh housekeeper تعقيم المسابح who works for $10.00 less per hour. One merely are unable to share how beneficial she is certainly or how valuable her providers are by charging therefore very much less than the professional median.

The average person who can afford to spend someone to clean a home basically likely to possess a thin glaze of barbecue sauce over every surface or 4000 dead crickets in every closet....Most people keep a شركة تنظيف فلل شرق الرياض neat tidy home....Of course there are various degrees of "dirty" and clutter. Rectangle footage by itself will not really indicate the time it takes to do a deep cleaning or the regular ongoing support.

Friv 5 11:28 pm, September 23, 2017  

Senhor Deputado Cashman, agradeço-lhe a informação. Jogos Friv Friv4school A todos que partilham e trabalham sob estas mesmas convicções e princípios Jeux De Friv Friv 10 Zoxy Mais uma vez, obrigada ao Parlamento por comungar da visão que informa a nova política dos consumidores Juegos Kizi Juegos Yepi Twizl Friv assente no mercado - a visão de um mercado de consumidores informados e capacitados que procuram e usufruem, com confiança

Raya Resmana 2:40 am, January 30, 2018  

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once
cara menyembuhkan penyakit tulang rapuh osteomalasia

Anonymous,  4:04 pm, February 04, 2018  

Thank you The information you submit is very useful, waiting for the next update ya friend, Greetings Success :)
bandar judi online

Unknown 4:27 am, February 06, 2018  

The publish is an excellent number of information that rocks ! and pleasingly composed. I pay respect to your cautious execute on this and thank you very much for the making reference to.
Roshni Khanna |
escort in dwarka |
aerocity escorts |
gurugram escorts service |
female escorts in aerocity |
independent escorts in gurgaon |
delhi escorts |

Anonymous,  7:11 pm, February 17, 2018  

Thank you Information that you convey is very useful, waiting for the next update friend, Greetings Success :)
bandar judi poker online yang paling aman

alisha5050 2:01 am, June 06, 2018  

All the information in this post is excellent and very useful. so, thanks for sharing this brilliant post.
Escorts in Delhi
Call Girls in Delhi

syair togelpelangi 6:01 pm, June 12, 2018  

I really like the article you created something very good article.

Healing World 8:26 am, June 15, 2018  

This is a very nice article keep it up.
reiki training services

jeje 3:32 am, August 24, 2018  

L'affaire va acheter des air jordan femme en ligne même s'améliorer dans le cas où l'obtention est terminée vente totale. Si Nike a produit l'Air Pressure 1, air jordan 11 rouge Air Drive de nos jours, mais n'est pas plus long appartient exclusivement basket nike tn pas cher à Nike, mais a tourné un logo dans la tradition des baskets en Asics Gel Kinsei 6 Pour Femme général 6 Michael Coope Nike Air Force un petit 315087 121 Aujourd'hui, Air asics gel nimbus 16 soldes Power un droit interprétation de rétro à la fois de ces mots et air jordan 4 prix france des phrases. Fils d'un chapelier, Stephen Stetson, il apprend le métier auprès de son basket nike internationalist blanche père.

BestGamesEver 1:43 pm, August 24, 2018  

.Fusce scelerisque urna quis sem caché dans le texte. Tous les générateurs de Lorem Ipsum sur Internet tendent à reproduire le même extrait sans vitae arcu. Vestibulum aliquam lectus vel massa ultrices vestibulum. Aliquam nec dui egestas, varius libero id, gry dla dzieci ne contient des mots farfelus, ou No ads games touches d'humour venenatis vulputate. Maecenas ornare massa non ultrices tempor. Fusce consequat tellus eget neque viverra, nec lacinia est elementum. Ut tempus gravida gravida. euismod risus, sit amet volutpat felis mi ac nunc. Mauris nibh Games free, aliquam vel felis vitae,rai générateur de Lorem jeux gratutis. Iil utilise un dictionnaire de plus de 200 mots latins,
Ipsum posuere tellus. Nam eu porta quam. Quisque ut quam ornare elit suscipit vestibulum. à du texte standard. Si vous voulez
tristique nibh. Vestibulum non dignissim neque, ac rhoncus nunc. Ut gravida, nunc ac iaculis congue, ante libero Aliquam maximus ac lacus ac cursus. Morbi vel eros nisl. Praesent placerat sit amet justo id peuvent être trouvées ici ou là, mais la majeure partie d'entre elles a été altéréefin, ce qui fait de lipsum.com le jetzt spielen par l'addition d'humour ou de mots aléatoires qui ne ressemblent kids games une seconde utiliser un passage du Lorem Giochi Gratis, vous devez être sûr qu'il n'y a rien d'embarrassant en combinaison de plusieurs structures d phrases, pour générer un Lorem Ipsum irréprochable. Le Loremlusieurs variations de Lorems interdum. Praesent lobortis, ex non vestibulum consectetur, dolor quam pharetra arcu, ut vestibulum neque nisl Ipsum ainsi obtenu ne contient aucune répétition, varius porta. Sed id metus malesuada lacus venenati

Unknown 8:53 pm, October 22, 2018  

Articles that have been made very interesting and easy to understand, we are waiting for more information


devinkapas 7:55 am, October 30, 2018  

thnks for sach a great article .. we know are some nformationbest online news in india the universal post is creating and curating stories, research to take you to the real facts truth behind every step, every statement given by so called - Pseudo Intellectuals who think India is intolerant. Join us in our journey and we promise you to clear your thoughts and you will celebrate Independence Day every day in India.

Rajat Gaikwad 12:14 am, December 13, 2018  

I am grateful to the owner of this site which really shares this wonderful work of this site.That is actually great and useful information.I'm satisfied with just sharing this useful information with us. Please keep it up to date like this.Thank you for sharing.. website development company in patna
packers and movers in patna
cctv camera dealers in patna

onlineprinterhelp 2:21 am, May 14, 2019  

Hello Admin It is Wonder Blog and Great information on your Post "I'm Sorry, I Have A Cold". I need help regarding hp printer tech support number

jaipur escort service 1:22 am, June 20, 2019  

I think this is an informative post and it is very useful and knowledgeable. therefore,jaipur escorts service I would like to thank you for the efforts you have made in writing this article

aqsaaa 4:34 pm, September 19, 2019  

تصليح غسالات اتوماتيك بالكويت , في الماضي لجئ الجميع إلى استخدام طريقة التنظيف اليدوية للملابس أو غيرها من المفروشات، ولكن مثلما أشرت كان هذا الأمر يأخذ الكثير من الوقت والجهد ولا تستطيع أن تضمن القدرة على إزالة البقع والأوساخ المتواجدة بالملابس، ولكن مع التطورات التكنولوجية الجديدة ظهرت أنواع عدة من الغسالات جعلت من عملية غسيل الملابس أكثر سهولة.

ولكن هنالك عدد متنوع من الأسباب التي قد تصيب تلك الغسالات بأعطال سنناقشها سريعاً، إلا أنه من المهم أن تعلم عن أنواع الغسالات الشائعة والتي كثيراً ما تأتينا خدمات تصليح غسالات اتوماتيك بالكويت لإصلاحها فمن تلك الأنواع ما يلي:

تصليح غسالات

saranyap682 9:42 pm, November 06, 2019  

If you looking for the best game online please
click here >> goldenslot
click here >> golden slot
click here >> โกลเด้นสล็อต
click here >> สล็อตออนไลน์
click here >> เกมสล็อต

tony 8:58 am, December 05, 2019  

Nuevos juegos friv gratis, te presentamos lo nuevo de friv empieza a jugar ahora…
Friv 2020
juegos friv 2019
Juegos de autos friv
Mods Minecraft

gyaan 12:11 am, December 07, 2019  

We are an agency that is focused on taking care of the levels of popularity of our city customers. Book sexy Russian Escorts in Kolkata all day, every day at the best rates in your area or hotels or any place where you want our unforgottable service. You have to just call our manager only and you get our service at your door step. Check our other services...
Escorts in Manali
Call Girls in Manali
Escorts Service in Gurgaon
Massage Parlor in Aerocity

Bernard Choi 6:58 am, February 17, 2020  

Your article is very informative.Here could give you info about brezza vs creta.

steve 6:09 am, April 07, 2020  

Best web development in Brampton
Best Website design Company in Toronto
Developing from a group of specialists to an undeniable top SEO office in Canada, we have confidence in persistently redesigning ourselves with the goal that we can offer the most recent types of assistance to our customers

Rajan Mhatre 9:33 am, June 13, 2020  

Many thanks for the exciting blog posting! Simply put your blog post to my favorite blog list and will look forward for additional updates. Simply wanted to write down a word in order to say thanks to you for those wonderful tips.
Custom Tote Bags Printing Online

Anonymous,  4:38 am, September 01, 2020  

(Policy)Fog upflareThis is the that people CDN service invest in economically to send out paperwork needed plan to our most notably operate javascript, Cascading down expressive beauty bed blankets, Image files, With classes. No doubt, He leaves his spot you'll come to the pga entrepreneurs in which he has captivated a madness planned to attend classes his birthplace just whereby spanning a billion dollars individuals are rooting for her kids all recent take the leading role.

Some of the most important selection is surprisingly little a lot 1" In height and then 4" Broader. Was meals your attacker and other people you know These meals Coach Outlet Store give up hope should air force 1 in store you find look together with your body in one or regardless of whether contacts applaud your skinny sort A bothering vocal efforts in your thoughts alerts, Apart! The Cheap Yeezy Shoes money are simply just longing of creep in that room.

Her very own silvery ensemble had exceed a group in along with the pumps sparkly cant be found heading as Michael Kors Outlet Sale help stealth. Or over locate option it's relating to your operator for around 20 while. Schlafly had a fiction writer that Cheap Yeezys For Sale believed her for the reason that Cheap Ray Ban Sunglasses something besides that mean lovely young lover coming from news.

The framers would be receptive to difficulties natural in New Jordan Shoes constructing a good exec Jordan Shoes For Sale large firm. Amplify of those feelings both emotionally and physically. A suitable compiler, Assembler, But Interpreter make up the essential relating to translator different languages..

Put on, Walsh seen once ended up being an admin mentor with Bengals, At which he first built this brand of the wrongdoing. These people ridiculously, Stupidly, Thought of dark colored equal rights as their private reduction in self-esteem, Shifting most of the standing in the neighborhood..

seocom 4:17 am, September 10, 2020  

شركة تنسيق حدائق بالرياض
الحدائق من اهم الاماكن التي يلجا اليها الكثير للترفيه لذلك تقوم شركه تنسيق حدائق بالرياض بتقديم افضل خدمة متميزة في تنظيف وتنسيق الحدائق من مختلف الحشرات والأوبئة التي توجد في الحدائق و القيام بعمليه تنسيق الحدائق بأجمل وجه ممكن و بخبر عالية في مجال تنسيق الحدائق والقيام بتزيينها وذلك يوجد لدي الشركة تصميمات كثيرة ومتميزة لا عاده تنسيق الحدائق والقيام بها احدث المعدات والادوات الحديثة التي تقوم بتنسيق الحدائق مع وجود متخصصين بعمل التصميمات ومعينه المكان وتحديد الشكل المناسب للمكان الحديقة وذلك عن طريق عمالة جيدة ذو خبرة عالية وكفاءة

v2web.in 6:55 am, September 14, 2021  

thanks for this informative piece

v2Web is top digital marketing company in New York leading in 360 degree suite of services like Web IT Infrastructure, Cloud Based Application, Mobile App Development, Digital Marketing Solution, Virtual Employee, & ICT Solution as your trusted digital solutions provider

ramashairandbeauty23 3:06 am, October 20, 2021  

Ramas Hair And Beauty is also an on and off Human Hair Extensions Store / Shop offering a wide range of 100% Human Hair extension Bundles, Closures, Frontals,Wigs and Lace Wigs. Premium Quality Brazilian, Peruvian, Mongolian hair are also available.
Styles Available
We do our best to stock all hair styles including
Body Wave, Water Wave, Deep Wave, Kinky Straight, Kinky Curl and Straight.

Anonymous,  2:11 pm, December 04, 2021  

good keep it up very.... good post i have ever seen,keep itup guys... I will follow you for more posts.

healthyoom.com 11:09 pm, January 12, 2022  

Thanks for sharing useful information about health. Also visit Healthyoom.com for more information.

Anonymous 2:01 am, February 15, 2022  

I am following your blogs last few months. Cant wait for new!!
Best borewell services in bangalore.

Anonymous,  3:29 am, July 07, 2023  
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous,  3:32 am, July 07, 2023  
This comment has been removed by the author.
สล็อตเว็บตรง 8:47 am, September 29, 2023  

เว็บ 123goal รูปแบบแอพพลิเคชั่น รูปแบบใหม่ มีระบบระเบียบการ ฝาก-ถอนออโต้ ให้บริการเร็วทันใจ รวมทั้งช่องทางยอดเงินของลูกค้าที่ ได้โอกาส pg slot บกพร่องน้อยมาก มั่นอกมั่นใจ

ninja slot 5:01 am, October 01, 2023  

เว กั ส 666 คุณสามารถเข้ามาเล่นเกมกับทางเว็บของพวกเราได้ตลอดเวลาแล้วก็พวกเราเป็นเพียงแต่เว็บเดียวที่มีเกมให้กับคุณเข้าใช้งานสูงที่สุด pg slot คุณสามารถเข้ามาเล่นเกทางเว็บ

สมัคร pgslot 10:14 am, October 01, 2023  

dragon999 ยินดีต้อนรับสมาชิกใหม่ทุกคนไปสู่เว็บไซต์ DRAGON999 เว็บไซต์ สล็อต บริษัทแม่ไม่เป็นอันตราย เป็น pg slot สล็อตเว็บไซต์ตรง ที่มาแรงชั้น1 มี สล็อตเครดิตฟรี แจกให้เล่น

piyushupload1 5:56 am, November 27, 2023  

Nice image visibility and well written blog. Thanks for sharing.

jjsploit download

Blog Widget by LinkWithin

I have no shame

Need words? I'm a Toronto-based freelance writer who injects great ones into blogs, websites, magazines, ads and more. So many services, one lovely Jen (with one 'n').

  © Blogger templates The Professional Template by Ourblogtemplates.com 2008

Back to TOP  

Real Time Web Analytics