13 Jul 2011

35 Facts About My Husband That I'm Allowed To Share With The Internet

35. Today is his birthday!
34. He just turned 35.
33. He shares a birthday with Harrison Ford and Patrick Stewart - and some guy named Julius Caesar (but has this Caesar fellow ever played a character who flew around in a spaceship? No? Then he isn't really important, is he?)
32. His favourite soccer team is Manchester United.
31. His favourite hockey team is the Habs.
30. His favourite baseball team is the one he created for his *snore* fantasy baseball league.
29. He'll watch any movie that has Matt Damon, Hugh Grant or Paul Rudd in it.Yeah, even Mickey Blue Eyes.
28. He watches Ocean's Thirteen every time he's hungover. In other words, a few times a month.
27. I've caught him watching so many "chick flicks" that we now refer to them as "Byck flicks".
26. Seriously. The guy has watched A League of Their Own, like, at least four times this year.
25. If his bitch of a wife would let him, he would eat Italian food every single day for the rest of his life until his body exploded, covering the earth with Marinara sauce, spaghetti, and garlic bread.
24. After reading Eating Animals, he decided to go veggie.
23. That lasted two days.
22. He ended his suffering meat fast with a chicken and eggplant sandwich from Uno Mustachio, a sandwich he eats almost every Saturday morning.
21. His favourite treat is either a Chunky Kit-Kat or a Peanut Butter Oh Henry. He's clearly into the "spin off" chocolate bars.
20. He has a little gap between his front teeth that I think is cute.
19. It was not caused by cavities from indulging in too many number 21s.
18. His hair has greyed massively since we got married.
17. That's just a coincidence.
16. His favourite TV show that's still airing is Community.
15. That's why he was so pleased with the birthday gift I got him:
14. He gave me something similar for my birthday:
13. Yeah, we're a little TV obsessed around here.
12. He does an impression of Robert De Niro that is about the most sexually unappealing thing ever.
11. He loves playing recreation league soccer, tennis, and golf.
10. But he hobbles and winces like an old man every time he comes home from doing those things.
9. Probably has something to do with all that TV and moving watching I mentioned above.
8. He's originally from Timmins, which he considers a northern town.
7. But it isn't really all that north. I mean, it's south of Calgary, for Pete's sake.
6. He married a girl from a REAL northern town.
5. Their fourth wedding anniversary is tomorrow.
4. They're celebrating that by closing on their new house!
3. He just said he's feeling really happy about life right now.
2. His wife feels the same way.
1. She wishes him a very happy birthday because he's a nice man and a good husband and he deserves it. She loves him very much.

10 comments:

Anonymous,  8:16 pm, July 13, 2011  

well jen i enjoyed your 35 things re patrick.. i like to think the space between his teeth is from his god mother aunt and friend. i love his robert deniro impersonation and just mentioning it makes me laugh.. smooch him for me...t.

f,  12:53 am, July 14, 2011  

In case we haven't told you; You guys are good together, and that is saying a lot. Thanks, Patrick for making my daughter a happy woman. Happy Birthday.

father of the monkey,  12:54 am, July 14, 2011  

What do you mean I can't edit my comment!!

Anonymous,  10:01 am, July 14, 2011  

Ok - now do a list of "35 Facts About Your Husband You're NOT Allowed To Share With The Internet"! Haha. Happy birthday Patrick!

hippychic 10:51 am, July 14, 2011  

A Happy Birthday to your husband and an early Happy Anniversary to you both!

Tricia 12:12 pm, July 14, 2011  

Love this post (not just because it's also my birthday!), but I do love your entire blog too. It always makes me laugh.

lisa.skinner 12:16 pm, July 14, 2011  

So sweet! My husband's from Timmins too, they build 'em well up there.

frodelicious 7:59 am, July 15, 2011  

Does Byck rhyme with chick or dyke?

Krista 2:04 pm, July 19, 2011  

I saw Donald Glover in SF with a bunch of my friends and he's just as funny live as he is on the show! LOVED it! I also can't get over the fact of how funny it is that he'd chosen the Twitter ID donglover without thinking of how else that could be read... DonGlover vs. DongLover.

Proudlady101,  8:12 pm, July 21, 2011  

What a husband! You guys never fail to bring me laughs. I watch the community, but season2 of the office is what i prefer. Cant wait to read the new adventures you have.
All the best

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