That, according to old-timey gift guides, is what you're supposed to receive / give for a fourth wedding anniversary.
And, hey, today is our fourth anniversary!
So, will these flowers do?
They even came with a free gift with purchase:
Eeee! Patrick just picked up the keys. It's officially ours.
Now how soon do you think it will be before I accidentally kill those roses? Place your bets, people!