I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Unpacking
.... I will be dead, however, if I follow the meal suggestions on our new Samsung microwave:
In case that picture isn't too clear, Samsung would like to help your fat ass with these everyday culinary chores:
- Melt Chocolate
- Soften Cream Cheese
- Melt Butter
What? No "Explode A Marshmallow" button?
Get an A+ in parenting with nutrient-tastic "Kid Meals" like:
- Chicken Nuggets
- Hot Dogs
- French Fries
- Frozen Sandwich
Or create life-sustaining "Snack Bar" dishes like:
- Nachos
- Chicken Wings
- Potato Skins
- Cheese Sticks
It's all so amazingly awful and proof that Koreans robots are really are out to get us.
What's especially hideous is that we've already used one of those functions since moving in last week. Guess which one?
What's especially hideous is that we've already used one of those functions since moving in last week. Guess which one?
Oink.
Will return to regular blogging soon (with a vengeance!) ... just kind of buried in boxes and deadlines at the moment. Hope all is well with you!
8 comments:
Glad you're back and survived your move! And that microwave says more about our society than I care to admit!
There really should be a marshmallow button.
Those microwave make eating worth while!
Glad u moved in. I have a hard time adjusting when i move but thats life.
I can't wait! Have fun unpacking those boxes!
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