13 Feb 2012

Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like A Cow Organ On Your Plate

Looking for a special Valentine's Day Menu for you and your sweetheart? Want to give it a vintage touch? Want to watch him run, screaming in the other direction? Then I have the 1950s Valentine menu for you!:

That's a whole lot of red on one plate. This beauty of a suggestion is from the Searchlight Homemaking Guide and I'm not sorry to say that they didn't include a recipe for the Baked Heart, presumably because they knew no one sane was going to make it. 

"Happy Valentine's Day, darling. I hope you know how much I love you - but if you didn't, here's something you might remember from your high school dissection class. It represents my feelings. Eat up, lover!"

I have, however, included the recipe for the Cranberry Heart Salad which, if you know 1950s cookery, you have likely already guessed that it's yet another testament to the wonders of gelatine:
Yum, yum. Who doesn't love biting into whole cranberries? 

Patrick, if you're reading this and you are about to curl up into the fetal position, let me assure you: My Valentine's gift to you is that I'm not making any of this. That's how great of a wife I am.


Anonymous,  10:13 pm, February 13, 2012  

It's strange that I have such a gross-out to organ meat, but will eat the muscle that was basically and animal's ass without a blink.

JacquiG 3:17 pm, February 14, 2012  

Baked heart!?? I want to say a big YUCK, but some would say that about liver and kidneys, and I like liver and onions every once in a while, and I always have steak and kidney pie when I go home to the UK. But still ... baked heart ... YUCK!

Blair Frodelius 6:21 pm, February 14, 2012  

Hey, I made heart shaped sausage patties for my wife this morning! She loved them!

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