27 Sep 2010

Crisis Averted

Hey, what's that?

That is my view of a window washer scaling down our building, mere inches from coming face-to-face with me and my apartment.

I'll have you know that he neither saw my pseudo-nude bod nor my ability to gyrate at an embarrassingly jiggly tempo. Instead, I hurriedly closed the blinds and hid in the kitchen, eating peanut butter straight from the jar like a nervous rat until I figured he was gone.

That's right - I am THAT MUCH more more sophisticated than I was just two years ago.

Suck it, Jen Version 2008.

2 comments:

Anonymous,  7:53 pm, September 27, 2010  

Hahah - I still crack up when I think about your first encounter with the window washer. CLASSIC.

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