14 Sept 2010

Overheard: Business Women Having Business Discussions

Two mature women in bad power suits are having a smoke break outside my place:

Woman in Red Blazer (WiRB): Whatever it is, I can handle it. Just tell me what you heard. Are they taking the [client] account from me? Am I fucking getting canned?

Woman in Navy Blazer (WiNB): No, God, no - it's nothing like that.

WiRB: Well, spit it out! I have a meeting after lunch that I need to be 'on' for and I don't want to be distracted by anything. So, really, please, just tell me.

WiNB: Ok, but don't shoot the messenger ...


WiNB: People are saying that your office smells like farts.


Foxy Renard 12:25 pm, September 14, 2010  

Oh my god, bahahahahahhahaha, this is the greatest.

psychsarah,  4:28 pm, September 14, 2010  

Did you bust a gut on site? That is some funny my friend. Some funny. Thanks for making be laugh aloud while "working" at Starbucks!

Kallzor 1:01 am, April 06, 2011  

Lol office politics: always lamer than you think. That's hilarious though, I got a good giggle :) Thanks!

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