19 Sept 2011

Let Me Assure You, I Truly Am That Hideous (When I Want To Be)

From a recent phone conversation with my parents:

Mom: We saw your recent blog post.

Me: Uh huh ...

Dad: That picture you of put up of yourself ... you used some kind of Photoshop or picture effect thing, right?

Me: No.

*Awkward Silence*

Mom: So ... what would you like for your birthday?


Anonymous,  9:59 pm, September 19, 2011  


father of the monkey,  11:13 pm, September 19, 2011  

Like I said on the phone - That picture was a face only a mother could love. Unfortunately, I'm not your mother. Ha, ha, ha, ha - I'm so funny.

But seriously, I also told you how good you looked in another recent blog photo, RIGHT??

It is a talent to distort your features at will and you do it for a good cause (cheering up others).

So, what DO you want for your birthday?

Anonymous,  10:18 pm, September 20, 2011  

Haha that really made me laugh! your Dad's (Father of the monkey) comment made it even better :)

Please Please Please post more often I miss my daily dose of Jen AND I have read through all of your old blog postings already..So help a Jen Addict :)

SkyMommy 3:04 am, September 21, 2011  

Bahahaha! That made me laugh so loud my husband had to come over and read because he needed to know what was so funny.

Chorna 3:38 am, September 21, 2011  

LOL! Oh... god.... *face palm* >_<

PhillyGirl,  6:58 pm, September 27, 2011  

I agree please post more!! I found your blog a few months ago when I was just out of college and unemployed so I did what everyone should do instead of sending out resumes, I read every single one of your posts and sat in my bed and thought about cleaning like a 50s housewife. Surprise surprise very little cleaning was ever accomplished!
Soo Please post more so I can continue to procrastinate all the way in Philadelphia!

Jen 6:57 pm, September 29, 2011  

Thanks, kind readers!

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