22 Dec 2011

Things You Should Know About French Fashion

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http://easyfashion.blogspot.com/
  1. Everyone (men and women) knows how to wear a scarf. It is never lazily tied in a knot in front of your neck, like how yours truly dares to venture out into the world. It is expertly draped in ways that look effortless but aren't - should you be a North American trying to recreate the look.
  2. They hem their pants. If you see a scuffed pant leg, it is a sure sign the person is either homeless or a tourist.
  3. Unless they're wearing a sweater and jeans, you can bet the outfit has been seen by a tailor. "Why wear something that isn't for me?" is the rationale de nationale.
  4. The final touch to the perfect, tailored, well-thought Parisian ensemble is to urinate in it. That's the only explanation I can come up with for the persistent (and I mean persistent; from every Metro station to the most Jesus-y corners of the Louvre) waft of eau de peepee that I kept smelling everywhere I went. I figure wetting yourself is like tucking a carnation into your jacket lapel - it's the extra touch of effort that gets one noticed.

4 comments:

Hello Jodi 11:24 am, December 23, 2011  

http://youtu.be/5LYAEz777AU

You have seen that scarf tutorial, right?

Hope you're having fun!!!

Anonymous,  11:02 pm, December 23, 2011  

It's so strange that such a pretty city can be such a stinky city.

Jen 10:18 am, December 26, 2011  

HJ - Scart tutorial! Ooo!

Anon - My sentiments exactly!

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