31 Dec 2011

Wishing You A Happy New Year From Jabba's Barge

I'm still gross and sick, so I'm spending the bulk of my time laying down while sniffling, hacking, consuming liquids, and having impromptu, drool-heavy naps. This activity, combined with my slug-like physique, has led me to dub the platform bed that I'm conducting this important business from as "Jabba's Barge". Maybe it's the Buckley's, but this all seems like a pretty accurate reflection of what's happening in my room right now (except instead of demanding the death of Han Solo, I'm simply satisfied with orange juice and Jane Austen films. That, and Patrick no longer fits into the metal bikini):

Sadly, this is how I'm going to be spending New Year's Eve this year: out with a pathetic gurgle.

Hopefully your New Year's Eve is more fun than that and that 2012 is your best year ever!

Thanks for reading the blog and I hope to see you next year! U kalle rah doe kankee kung!

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