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I don't know about you, but I've entered my busy season, professionally. My personal life has also become hectic (more on that later), so there just aren't enough hours in the day to be splayed out in bed, hungover. As much as I like hiding in a darkened room with the fan on as I watch the Game Show Network, it's just not conducive to making deadlines.
I've therefore crafted the perfect drink for the busy alcoholic professional on the go: The Responsibilitini
- 2 parts vodka
- 2 parts Orange Gatorade
Shake with ice and strain into a glass that has been rimmed with crushed Aspirin and Rolaids.
After a couple, it doesn't seem weird.
And in the morning? Good as new! You're welcome, kids!
4 comments:
I probably shouldn't admit outloud that I'm going to try this. Anonymous post it is, then!
Can I swap out the orange gatorate for fruit punch flavored? Artificial orange anything makes me want to hurl.
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