I just discovered that I am such a beast. Apparently, some random insect chowed down on the buffet called Jen while I was tending to our dying rose bush (see? I told you I would kill it) the other day.
I didn't realize it until I was undressing that night and felt something raw, stingy and bumpy beneath one of my lady bags.
Yeah, that's right, some nasty little insect got in my bra and bit my tit about 20 times.
Ow. Ow. Ow.