The kisses featured on TLC's Virgin Diaries look like ________________________________.
A) A mother bird feeding a baby bird.
B) An incompetent zombie trying to gum someone, face first.
C) You. Summer camp. 1992.
D) None of the above. Write your own answer in the comments!
My name is Jen and I look like that picture at all times. I enjoy appetizers as entrees, fountains choreographed to music and television shows intended for teenage girls. Oh - and I really dislike it when people spell it "Jenn"; it's practically a phobia.
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13 comments:
I can't beat your cleverness. I can only watch in horror. Again and again.
trying to suck snake venom out of his tongue?
I know it's wrong of me, but watching the kissing only makes me wish I could have seen the sex-ing on the wedding night. The mental pictures my imagination is creating... it's too much! Oh God it's too much!
Neither one wants the "sour apple" flavoured life saver. Last one with it has to keep it.
Eugh.
Its scary, whatever it is.
I'd like to think that MY first kiss wasn't anywhere near that gruesome.
Excuse me while I go look at some LOL cats to get that awful picture out of my mind..
It's like one or more of them have some form of palsy.
Ugh! Sadly - I have to pick "C". Me, summer camp, 1992 - trying to kiss a boy for the first time, while mimicking what I saw in soap operas.
Why are they trying to eat each other's faces? I thought they were in love! And that weird eyelash thing at the beginning has me all kinds of creeped out. Dammit! Yet another reason for me to miss having cable. This better be available online somewhere...
You know, some part of me thought maybe you were exaggerating about the face eating part. But you weren't. That was the most hideous looking kissing I've ever seen.
That is beyond nasty! What is wrong with these people????
They look like they're trying to chew on each others teeth! BLEGH!
Thanks for commenting, people!
Did any of you watch the actual show? It was even more freakish than the trailer.
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