16 Nov 2011

Head Games

Are you someone who occasionally watches television that hasn't been Tivo'd and want to find an alternative to mindless eating when the commercials are on?

My new favourite game is to mentally replace the word "hair" with the word "penis" whenever a shampoo or dye ad is on the TV. I find it especially entertaining when the commercials talk about all of us girls being "tired of weak, limp hair" in which we need a shampoo that "coats the hair shaft from root to tip."

Just look at how much fun these new and old commercials become when you use the power of your dirty, childish brain:












You're welcome.

5 comments:

Anonymous,  12:17 pm, November 16, 2011  

Hahahahaha. I'm going to have to wait until I'm home and not in the office to watch the rest of these because I just howled loudly at my desk.

Angela,  2:01 pm, November 16, 2011  

You are one weird lady. Can we be friends? :)

Karen 5:01 pm, November 16, 2011  

The first two are by far the funniest when you sub in 'penis'. "I guess taking care of the little things like flowers once in a while and keeping my penis clean." HA! Forwarding to a friend - she has a similar sense of humour.

Ariel 12:53 am, November 17, 2011  

I do something similar, except I replace "gangster" with "hamster" and "girls" with "squirrels" in rock, pop, and rap songs. Hilarity ensues.

Jen 5:08 pm, November 22, 2011  

Thanks for commenting!

Anon 1: Yes ... possibly best to wait until you're at home (unless you just don't care, which is always a possibility!.

Angela: Probably. Yes. Friends we are.

Karen: I really liked that one too.

Ariel: I like the way you think. This is on my mental checklist now!

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