Overheard: How Do You Know You Don't Like It If You Won't Even Try It?
Overheard while walking along Danforth next to two college-aged girls:
Girl in Puffy Jacket: Ooo! When the weather warms up we should totally go to that gelato place! It's supposed to be so good.
Girl in Green Scarf: Isn't that where Sarah found a pube in her cup?
Girl in Puffy Jacket: *genuinely annoyed* Oh my GOD, you are SUCH a picky eater.


3 comments:
Uhoh. Now I want to know which gelato shop it was, as I'm also a "picky eater."
I mean, pubes are special, but one of my co-workers found a fly in his Chipotle once and now just absolutely refuses to eat there and always makes a big show of it whenever I suggest ordering it for our company lunches. Eat your goddamn protein, you baby.
Obviously "puffy girl" has previous eating experience with said pube.
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