21 Nov 2010

The Morning After Checklist

After having a few* drinks the night before, my morning involves:

  1. Checking I didn't write anything vulgar in my Facebook status or on anyone's wall
  2. Ensuring I didn't out-of-the-blue message anyone on Facebook
  3. Confirming I didn't tweet anything particularly obnoxious on Twitter
  4. Making sure I didn't share any "honest" opinions on my usual message boards
  5. Checking to see that I didn't send off any e-mails to people I haven't talked to in a long while, or any people, for that matter
  6. Confirming I didn't text confessional things to friends or clients
  7. Scanning my phone record to see if I called anyone
  8. Ensuring I didn't blog any "You Know What, World?" rants
  9. Checking to see if I blipped any tragic or embarrassing songs across my network
  10. Making sure I didn't buy anything on eBay
Remember when there was just "drink and dial"? Oh, the good old days.

* A few drinks last night consisted of five bottles of wine split between four people, one of whom only had a couple of glasses. That person was not me.

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5 comments:

Anonymous,  10:18 am, November 21, 2010  

I do the same "Internet History" walk of shame the next morning too.

Anonymous,  1:22 pm, November 21, 2010  

I may have to print this checklist and tape it to my monitor for future reference.

Meghan,  5:12 pm, November 21, 2010  

It's better to just establish a reputation for doing these things, that way when people see them, they can will just think "Oh, they must have been drunk!"

This doesn't work with Ebay or Amazon (curse you 'buy with one click'!!!), but then you get a nice surprise in a few days...

Marsha,  2:43 am, November 22, 2010  

Drunk shopping, a bane of my existence. Fortunately I've only bought things I actually wanted. Sometimes my bank account wasn't quite ready for the purchase 'tho. I ordered a safety razor with a bakelite handle last weekend courtesy of pinot grigio. I just hope the thing works, isn't rusty, and uses easily purchased blades.

hippychic 10:10 am, November 22, 2010  

Been there. Saturday involved me, the better part of two bottles of wine and a cooking frenzy. I drunk bake.

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