Change Rooms for Dummies

Signs that Someone is in a Change Room:

1. The door is closed.
2. The door is locked.
3. There are hangers on the door.
4. You can see a shadow moving about.
5. There's a voice inside embarrassingly singing along to the Phil Collins song that is playing on the store's speakers.
6. The voice suddenly stops mid-Sussudio to yelp, "Someone's in here!" when you repeatedly try the handle (funny how you didn't bother to knock first).
7. If you're unable to bust the door down (despite a great effort!) and it suddenly opens, revealing an annoyed and hastily dressed person inside, SOMEONE IS IN THE CHANGE ROOM, YOU FUCKING SAVAGE.

Seems I can never go to Winners without an incident ...