Change Rooms for Dummies
- The door is closed.
- The door is locked.
- There are hangers on the door.
- You can see a shadow moving about.
- There's a voice inside embarrassingly singing along to the Phil Collins song that is playing on the store's speakers.
- The voice suddenly stops mid-Sussudio to yelp, "Someone's in here!" when you repeatedly try the handle (funny how you didn't bother to knock first).
- If you're unable to bust the door down (despite a great effort!) and it suddenly opens, revealing an annoyed and hastily dressed person inside, SOMEONE IS IN THE CHANGE ROOM, YOU FUCKING SAVAGE.
(the book)
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This is exactly why I don't use public washrooms either :)
I have had this happen to me. With repeated 'there's someone in here' shreaking, why do they keep trying the door?!
Sometimes I think those people - and their public washroom counterparts - secretly want to see others with their pants down. Nasty pervs!
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