This Is What Pregnant People Look Like
On the walk home after my birthday, Patrick and I came across a Planned Parenthood centre. For whatever reason, I felt compelled to stand by its sign and do my ‘I’m pregnant’ pose. Patrick took a picture of it which is now gracing his website (and now mine). I get why I would stick my gut out, but what I don’t understand is the face that I’m making:
Apparently, in my mind, pregnant women glare at you while sucking in their cheeks, pushing out their lips and doing something really weird with their nose that is reminiscent of Michael Jackson (circa 1982? 1984? I don’t have my Face of Michael Jackson Flowchart with me) that make them look kinda unhuman. For some reason, that’s my impersonation of a pregnant woman and I don’t know why.
Maybe I'm pretending that I've been hired as a big warning sign to spook slutty teens: "Not using protection? THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE, TRAMPY!"
I don’t know. I’m a mystery to even myself.
5 comments:
Don't kill me, but you look really thin in that picture. You're a hottie pseudo-pregnant poser!!
You realize that pic just shows one leg, not two, right?
Thank you all the same, though! I'm ok with that pic (face comments aside). Of course, if there was one that was truly blobby (and there are many from that night) it wouldn't see the light of web. :)
More pics please :)
And dahling, you look fabulous!
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